To the asshole who broke into my garage and stole my bike and my neighbor's bike (and you better not be the one who stole Tom's bike earlier this year from our backyard):
You suck. I hope you fall on your face and knock out all your teeth on the pavement.
Sincerely,
denise
p.s. Actually, I really hope you just return our bicycles unharmed.
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